pests!!!

i HATE household pests!!! especially ants, spiders, cockraoaches and lizards!!!! why do they insist on coming in the hse when u've already killed some of they friends?? are they simply asking to be killed!!!!

ANTS -> the bane of my existance!!! y izzit that everytime i see a line of ants in my room i get annoyed?? because MY ROOM is devoid of foodstuff!!! nope they're not there for the food... instead, they are using my room as an expressway.... every night i'll kill all the ants that i can see and reach... then, the line of ants will disappear (for a few hours!!) and then reappear taking a slightly different route!! according to nurul, the ants in her house will disappear when some gets killed... but at my place... I WISH!! maybe they're foreign ants.. they don't understand y i'm so violent towards them!! plus.. they are suicidal as well cos somedays i'll find them swimming in the kettle!! any suggestions on what i should do???

SPIDERS -> well... lets just say they dirty the house real fast... plus they always breed really fast as well!!! esp the daddy long leg types!!

COCKROACHES ->at the moment, i've never seen any at my place yet... (thank god!!) but i'm reminded of a story..... i remembered that in August of 2006 me and my hsemate nurul was moving into a new place (to stay)... and i'm sure nurul remembers this story very very well!!! we were going to clean the house since it was empty for a while... so obviously the first thing i'd want to clean is the toilet!!! everything looks fine... not a critter in sight!!! there was however this rather unsightly paint can masquerading as tempat takung air and it was upside down!!! (we don't want to breed dengue now right?? so i wanted to put it outside... i lifted it and WHOOSH!!

yes.. this is the toilet but it doesn't actually look so bad
(this was taken from the door so imagine how small the place is!!)

Cockroaches from at least 10 generations scrambles out from under the paint can!!! it was the most gross situations ever... suddenly everywhere you want to run to is filled with cockroaches (bear in mind that i am still in the freakin toilet!!) but i run anyway wishing to god i didn't step on any... oh AND THE SMELL!! you know how sometimes you can tell if a cockroach ia around... yeah..multiply dat by about 50X....*uwekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*. so now i'm out and close the toilet door to contain the critters inside!!! then we ran to the neightbours hse to borrow the BAYGON!!!! so war was started!!! we opened the door and started spraying non stop until we ran out of baygon~~~ yet they were still scurrying around!!! so armed with my trusty brrom... the squishing session started!!! i killed more than i could ever hope to kill~~~ very proud!!! again.. it was soooooo GROSSSSSSSS!!

LIZARDS -> do i need to expand on this issue?????

sorry... this is another rant session~~~ but i'll appreciate any advice on the ant issue!!!! hehe